{"product_id":"funny-couples-apron-she-kisses-the-cook-i-spank-the-baker-kitchen-apron-with-lip-print","title":"Funny Couples Apron – \"She Kisses the Cook! I Spank the Baker!\" Kitchen Apron with Lip Print","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            31.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            25.59 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Side seam length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            23.62 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Collar width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.63 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Neck strap length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.47 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Waist strap length (each), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            37.40 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eThis charcoal-gray apron brings cheeky, playful energy to the kitchen. Bold white script reads “She kisses the cook! I Spank the Baker!” over a bright red lipstick mark — a design that flirts without taking itself too seriously. The apron’s fine-weave polyester canvas feels soft against the skin and resists stains, so it stands up to messy cooking sessions, casual grilling nights, and messy craft projects. Adjustable tie-back straps and five strap color options (black, white, beige, blue, pink) let the wearer dial in a comfortable fit and a touch of personality. Made with vivid all-over printing, the graphic stays crisp and lively wash after wash. Lightweight but sturdy, it’s the kind of apron someone reaches for when they want to add humor and attitude to their kitchen routine or a laid-back gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% polyester canvas with fine weave and foamed lining for a soft, comfortable feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Stain-resistant surface to protect clothing from food, spills, and art materials\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tie-back closure for adjustable, one-size fit (31.5\" x 25.6\" \/ 80cm x 65cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, all-over print with bright, crisp colors and white hem thread\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Five strap color options (black, white, beige, blue, pink); assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":49022574166116,"sku":"18008496659745733399","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Beige","offer_id":49022574198884,"sku":"38970389449776655619","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Blue","offer_id":49022574231652,"sku":"84105396987366336227","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Pink","offer_id":49022574264420,"sku":"51972081862045382029","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0802\/1809\/5716\/files\/2272031113222845574_2048.jpg?v=1787071379","url":"https:\/\/theknaughtybaker.com\/products\/funny-couples-apron-she-kisses-the-cook-i-spank-the-baker-kitchen-apron-with-lip-print","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}