{"product_id":"her-bakers-apron-if-you-kiss-the-cook-then-you-spank-the-baker-funny-baking-apron","title":"Her Bakers Apron — \"If You Kiss the Cook Then You Spank the Baker\" Funny Baking Apron","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            31.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            25.59 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Side seam length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            23.62 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Collar width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.63 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Neck strap length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.47 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Waist strap length (each), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            37.40 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This playful, soft polyester apron brings a wink and a laugh to any kitchen or bake sale. Light pink canvas holds bold black script and a bright lipstick kiss graphic that settles right over the chest — cheeky and confident without being fussy. The tie-back straps let you adjust the fit quickly, while the stain-resistant weave stands up to batter, sauces, and flour-dusted afternoons. Choose a strap color to match your mood: classic black, crisp white, warm beige, calm blue, or flirty pink. It’s an apron that slides easily into ritual — pulling it on feels like stepping into character for cookie swaps, weekend baking, or hosting a cozy brunch with friends.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester canvas with foamed lining for a soft, fine-weave feel\u003cbr\u003e- Stain-resistant surface protects clothing from food and art messes\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable tie-back closure for a customizable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, long-lasting print and color-matched strap options\u003cbr\u003e- One size (31.5\" x 25.6\") with sewn-in care label; assembled in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":49016675336292,"sku":"22575039300460910415","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":49016675369060,"sku":"10466725740822417742","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Beige","offer_id":49016675401828,"sku":"20022922975280757558","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Blue","offer_id":49016675434596,"sku":"33152896793850817762","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Pink","offer_id":49016675467364,"sku":"68151417085089568604","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0802\/1809\/5716\/files\/10381210670662657481_2048.jpg?v=1787001789","url":"https:\/\/theknaughtybaker.com\/products\/her-bakers-apron-if-you-kiss-the-cook-then-you-spank-the-baker-funny-baking-apron","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}